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Date Four - SG DOES DETOX

Date Four - SG DOES DETOX

Ah, welcome to detox!

It feels like hell for the first few days (if you’re doing a proper one – with no alcohol, caffeine, carbs, sweets, solid food, vital nutrients, any portions bigger than an acorn and so on), but after that it gets so good. The detox high is unbeatable. Up and down like a yo-yo, nothing can beat the empty stomach, ‘I’ve been so good/I think I’m going to pass out’ euphoria you experience at this time.

Date Three - The Night of Two Snogs

Date Three - The Night of Two Snogs

Well, the title says it all really.
I have become the kind of tarty girl who would kiss two men in one night.
A girl that ‘looks like she would’.
However, it’s not entirely my fault. I’d like to lay some of the blame on my two friends BAV and SAV.

Date Two - Bad Shoes Barry!

Week Two - Bad Shoes Barry

Ah Barry.
Perhaps the lusciousness of Leon was just too difficult an act for any man to follow.
Perhaps I am being wholly unfair and a complete and utter cow when I sum him up in the short (and rather damning) sentence: Bad shoes, small penis.
Maybe it was just one ‘off’ fashion night for the guy.

Date One - The Luscious Leon

Week One - The Luscious Leon

Ah, yes the man who started it all and woke Slutty Girl from her slumber. The initial details on meeting him are fuzzy (Slutty Girl tells me very little – what I do learn is gleaned from the poor unfortunate chaps and my friends later on), but it goes a little something like this.