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For all u mentally unstable lovers out there!!!
Posted by on May 28, 2008, 22:24
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way
you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you
with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both
patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they
were walking past the hospital's swimming pool,
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to
the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam
to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head
Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally
stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news
is you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of the person you love. I have
concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I
am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
Happy Mental Health day!
You can do your bit by remembering to send an
email to an unstable friend.
I just did.
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